Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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