You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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