This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just googled if crying burns calories
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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