ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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