Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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