i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
that's an acceptable place to lick
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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