I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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