I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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