Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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