Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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