she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Boobs are out for the taking
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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