Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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