Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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