This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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