He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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