Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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