Betty ford says i'm here all night
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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