Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize