We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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