i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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