Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
