Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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