windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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