Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Randomize
