if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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