sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
How did I end up in the pool?!
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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