This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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