I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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