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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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