Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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