And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
