I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Send help, water and tortillas.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
