I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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