You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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