I got chris browned last night
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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