i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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