it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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