I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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