she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My vagina is very pro this idea
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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