if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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