I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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