so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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