I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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