i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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