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(705): View more from Ontario

last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...

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(613): View more from Ontario

I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.

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(254): View more from Texas

His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!

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(732): View more from New Jersey

four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.

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(254): View more from Texas

They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call

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(469): View more from Texas

After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!

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