Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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