Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you traded sex for a burrito?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
