Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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