Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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