I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm having to shit out rocks
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