Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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