Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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