Christians are straight up FREAKS
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
there is puke in my bra ... again
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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