My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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