i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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