There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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